Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
Robert Heinlein
To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.
Robert Heinlein
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert Heinlein
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Robert Heinlein
Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.
Robert Heinlein
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Robert Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Robert Heinlein
Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Robert Heinlein
By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.
Robert Heinlein
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert Heinlein
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
Robert Heinlein
For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.
Robert Heinlein
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
Robert Heinlein
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
Robert Heinlein
I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.
Robert Heinlein
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert Heinlein
It's an indulgence to sit in a room and discuss your beliefs as if they were a juicy piece of gossip.
Robert Heinlein
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert Heinlein
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
Robert Heinlein
Never insult anyone by accident.
Robert Heinlein
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
Robert Heinlein
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
Robert Heinlein
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert Heinlein
If you disturb the patient at such times, he may break into tears or become violent. and, if you shake him, he bites.
Robert Heinlein
No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
Robert Heinlein
Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing - with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for the second and third place.
Robert Heinlein
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
Robert Heinlein
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
Robert Heinlein
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
Robert Heinlein
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
Robert Heinlein
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert Heinlein
The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
Robert Heinlein
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid).
Robert Heinlein
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word.
Robert Heinlein
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert Heinlein
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